I'm a Bad Ex-Boyfriend
  • Me: I'm just having pizza
  • Ex-Girlfriend: What?? And no invite??
  • Me: Nope, this pizza is all mine
  • Ex: Wow, you broke my heart that loves pizza
  • Me: I guess I just keep breaking your heart over and over again
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Fuck. I'm sorry, I didn't think that one through..
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